How bout a cup-a-joe… WATCHMEN style?!
Now, I love coffee. I mean I really, really do. Would I pay $15 for a can of NITE OWL brand dark roast? I haven’t even seen the movie yet… On the upside, more than half the money is going to charity. also, no blue wang.
Edit: ok. I added it to my amazon wish list. who knows, maybe someone will buy one for me!