you're so chicken you're just a big turkey...little pigeon...

baby rattle shake shake did you wet your diaper again?!?

Merry Christmas! (Happy Hanukkah)

technology: a singing birthday cake whatever will they think of next?

we miss your tacos but you probably already knew that

hooked on phonics worked for me i'm a poet, and didn't even know it

lie down and drink plenty of liquids that's what you get for dancing in the rain! i told you so!!

rebel...without a clue or a clause will you forgive me?